Newsgroup: rec.railroad Subject: More Railroad Humor From: Donovan Gray A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you jerks who want off , get the hell out, 'cause this is the last stop. And you all of you sonsabitches who are getting on get our butts on board, 'cause we're leaving." The mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now i want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for two hours. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later the son comes out of his bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother head her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you ride with us again soon." She heard the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding we ask that you stow all your hand luggage under the seat. Remember there is no smoking except in the lounge car, lower level. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." Then the child added, "For those of you who are ticked off about the two hour delay, please bitch to the dispatcher in the kitchen."